Just in case you were thinking about doing it, cocktail napkins with maps on them are not to be used as navigation devices. This Darwin Award preventing piece of information comes to us via the 9th annual Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch Wacky Warning Label Contest. The label was found on a cocktail napkin with a map of the waterways of Hilton Head island on it. Thank goodness there are people out there making the world safe for the rest of us idiots.